笑一笑

This is how China kids learn their English....
一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本，突然看到了极其恐怖的一页：
yes - 爷死
nice - 奶死
bus - 爸死
mouse - 妈死
girls - 哥死
was - 我死
niece - 你死
kiss - 气死
those - 都死
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蚂蚁和大象结婚了，可没几天大象就死了。蚂蚁非常伤心，一边哭一边骂道：“亲爱的，你怎么能比我早走？这辈子我不用干别的，但是埋你就够了。”

Creative SMSes

给你做个心理测试， 超准！“日”字加一笔，你第一感觉是什么字？


白：是最好的人
目：是最倔的人
由：是最善的人
电：是最笨的人
旧：是最毒的人
甲：是最狠的人
申：是最猾的人
旦：是最懒的人
田：是最想做爱的人
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对你的思念，，就像大便的颜色一样的深，想见你的心情，就像肚子痛要找厕所一样急，多么希望我们像大便一样黏，朋友情就像大便的味道一样浓。
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峨眉山上不见山，
只见有人在云端，
竹林之下有座庙，
偶尔有人来相伴，
天下之大何处寻，
肯定不是在车上，
好的女友哪里找？
《猜七个字》

Samurai spirit

Duty and Loyalty: You serve your purpose and do
what you must do. People would consider you
someone to rely on, and one who keeps his/her
word when he/she gives it.

Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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So hilarious

Make me pure

Some will sing a song

To reel 'em in

It's a song I sung before

And a song I'm gonna sing again

I mean every word

I don't mean a single one of them

Oh Lord, please make me pure

- but not yet

Tell a joke

Tell it twice

If no one else is laughing there why am I

I split my sides both times and laugh until I cry

Oh Lord, make me pure

- but not yet

Smoking kills

Sex sells

I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell

Oh Lord, make me pure

- but not yet

I stopped praying

So I hope this song will do

I wrote it all for you

I'm not perfect but you don't mind that, do you?

I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you?

So I look for love

I like the search

And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe

Let every president get the country she deserves

Oh Lord, make me pure

- but not yet

And I've been seeing

Somebody's wife

She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise

You can't lie to a liar because of all lies

Oh Lord, please make me pure

- not yet

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The first time I heard this song is on MTV. It's damn nice. I'm not a Christian and I loved this melody. The lyrics is quite funny, don't you think? The singer is singing as though "Lord" is his good buddy and he's trying to make a pact with him. At the same time, he's doing all the "sinful" things. I can't really express the meaning of the song but I think I know what's the song is about.

10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

If only..

If only people can be more sensitive to MY needs..
If only people can be more considerate...
If only people can give me some breathing space...
If only people can be more understanding and not screwed up my life...

My world will be a better place.

Was it just me or what?
Why is it that I don't feel like I'm living my own life with ME being the main character, instead, I'm more like the supporting cast in other people's life?

Give me a break!

What's going on?

In a twinkle of time, Friday is here again!
However, I can't recall anything meaningful that I have accomplished this week.
Wasting my time doing insignificant stuff.
If feeling lousy is not enough, how about breaking my favourite racket to add to my misery? Sigh. i just bought the racket for about two months, and it just left me just like that. Devastated. And if that's not enough, I just restringed the racket last weekend. The string is brand new and I'm quite sure it's less than 100 hits.
What's going on with me?
For the past few days, I've been self-reflecting what kind of a person I am. I realised that I'm someone who thinks very highly of myself. I always think that I'm the kindest person in the world, most observant, most sensitive and most considerate. So disgusted with myself. I have to learn how to be modest and I should not whine when I'm the one offering help to others. I should really stop whining so much, thinking I'm the most miserable person on earth whenever I feel that others always took me for granted. Sigh. I guess, I'm not making much sense over here.
My purpose of living right now is to fulfil my role as a student. I need to catch up with all the readings and making sure that I don't fall asleep during lectures. I need to complete all my tutorials and assignments and projects and lab reports. I need to really focus on my studies.

drained out

Drained out totally. Can't crap anymore for my project. My eyes are tired, my brain is on a strike. Time is running out. I have so much to complete.
Can someone tell me what's the trade for extra time in this world?
S I G H!

Bloody Mary

Out of point.
Once again, another failed attempt for donating blood. Sigh. I felt so defeated, though I really don't have much control over it (except eating more iron supplements?)
This morning when my neighbours told me that anti-malaria drugtakers can't donate blood for 3 years, I had a foreboding feeling. Yes, a bit exaggerating, but somehow I knew I can't pass the interrogation before the actual donation.
Well, I'm not exactly bent on donating blood, but I think blood donation is seriously a good way in which I can help the less fortunate without any financial cost. Maybe, I'm not fated to donate blood. Haha. Ridiculous!
Another event to add into my list of purposeless living: I can't donate blood.
Am I showing suicidal signs?
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahaha. I'm seriously ok.

At this hour of time...

It's very weird that I am still so wide awake at this hour of time. I think I've screwed up my bio-clock. Anyway I've just imported my blog entries to my multiply site. For what? I have no idea also. Just being bored.

Exams are coming real soon and there are so many deadlines to meet, readings to catch up. Never-ever-ending stuff to do. Stressed up with all my committments. Trainings, School, Dance practices, Families and Friends. Somehow I have no time for other things. Tuition, coaching took up my weekends, though I'm already not doing much compared to others. I really wonder where has all my time gone to?

These few days, I've been wondering what kind of a person I am. A good one or a rotten one. Seems to have problems interacting with others. It seems like I'm facing a "life crisis" right now. Suddenly, everything is unclear to me. What's the purpose of me being in this part of the world?
Think I've been too simplistic about life. Being happy is not wrong, however it is "insufficient" to help you deal with more complexing worldly issues.
Hah. I am tired.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

Kotex roadshow

Well, I don't really wish to say much about a sanitary pad roadshow. It's more like I have no idea for the title of this post. Anyway, personally I think it's damn ridiculous to organise a sanitary pad roadshow. However, I must say it is no doubt a good marketing technique to promote the products, attracting the targeted audience with gift vouchers and discount coupons. Not only did it attracted the intended customers, curious onlookers would also stop by to check out what's going on. What a way to celebrate the monthly bleeding! Hah!
Just remembered that I'm going to donate blood tomorrow. This is my fourth attempt to donate blood. Previously, all my attempts have failed either because the blood donation drives always come right after I finished my menses or the last one was because I was on a restricted medication.

Dance practices have started this week. So far, I've been to two dances. I think I really have a hard time doing all the moves and I think I looked weird doing them. However the experienced dancers all told me that everything will be fine with more practices during the December holidays. I really hope that this awkward period will quickly fly by.